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Donald Trump Holding Massive 4th of July Sale

Posted July 2, 2018 under Politics

Donald Trump

Cashes in on the 4th of July …

Slashes Merch Prices

7/2/2018 11:19 AM PDT

Breaking News

Donald Trump‘s shilling hard for the holiday … by offering 40% off his official gear — ’cause ya can’t hit the beach without Trump and Pence under your ass.

The Prez’s online store is doing a 4th of July — a la Walmart — slashing prices on all sorts of summer gear like beach/pool towels, beer koozies and even swimsuits. We’re sure a MAGA bikini will get someone, somewhere hot and bothered. 

As for scoring the 40% off deal, customers have to type in the code, “FREEDOM” — y’know kinda like the thing all the detained children at the border wish they had.

Seriously, there’s already been some online backlash — with some people suggesting a better code like “COLLUSION,” or perhaps a “Trump for Prison” line of merch.

Happy 4th of July!

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